The Juice Behind the Drama.
I Found Through Objective Means The Sexiest Bad Bunny Album
The powers that be at the NFL have spoken; Bad Bunny is performing at Super Bowl LX! Despite the Latin megastar’s popularity, his music’s language barrier means many Americans are out of the loop. With the 60th Super Bowl around the corner, some are curious to bring themselves up to speed. But what if you want to skip the foreplay and jump in with his baddest, most seductive work? Well, I have answers.
Musk’s Mats: Hyperloop Zoning Study to be Conducted on Children’s play mats in U.S. (Preliminary Land Use report and findings)
The Department of Government Efficiency (or DOGE) has taken substantive steps to introduce a new play mat design that reduces waste and demonstrates Muskian design principles. Utilizing OpenCV color segmentation in Python, I was able quantify land use of the old mat in order to draft a new, Elon-approved one. #Satire.
Did Kendrick Cheat? Analyzing the Numbers Behind Drake’s “Not Like Us” Lawsuit
Recent allegations have surfaced questioning the legitimacy of Kendrick Lamar's streaming numbers for his hit track “Not Like Us.” Using R and data analysis, I dive into the streaming data to examine how the song's performance compares to both artists’ catalogs.
